Steak & BJ Day - www.SteakandBJ.com

This website was built to honour the greatest holiday of the year. On March 14th of every year, let it be known as "Steak and BJ Day! There are several other variations - Steak & BJ Day, Steak and BJ Day, Steak and Blowjob Day or Steak & Blowjob Day! The women created Valentines Day and somehow convinced Hallmark to make a big deal out of one day of the year. This is our chance as men to add to our annual holidays!

On March 14th, we ask of two things from our the special women (or men) in our lives.

We don't want any cards, flowers or anything like that. We simply want Steak and BJ. No need to run to the Hallmark store or flower shop. They're nice and may add to the overall effect but all we need is Steak and BJ.

Call it the perfect compliment to Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is typically celebrated with flowers, chocolates and all that mushy lovey dovey talk… I Love You! That’s great for women! As men, we should feel compelled to have a similar day dedicated to us. That’s Steak and BJ Day. For those of you that don’t know, BJ stands for blowjob and we’re not talking about the shooter (Bailey’s, Amaretto and whipped cream). There’s definitely cream involved but not the one you buy from the local grocery store.

We’re men. We have simple needs. We can call it Steak Day but let’s just be upfront with our women… Steak and BJ Day! You know, after I think about it, forget the steak! So ladies, as a request to all of you women that were treated to a great holiday a couple weeks ago, please kindly cook us a steak and get down on your knees.

In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….